Beard Beer: Drink the Face Kevlar

You read the title correctly. Brewmaster John Maier of Rogue Ales has crafted a brew based on beard yeast, from the beard he has apparently been cultivating for nearly 30 years. It’s described as a “sweet ale”, probably because as beards go it’s not truly a chin ghillie. We all know combat beards would create something dark and bitter and awesome, like Guinness if Guinness was infused with blood from the Lions of Tsavo and GPMG cordite then struck by lightning while being brewed in a tornado. You can get yours on line here.

While you’re waiting on your bear beer to arrive in the mail, here is a PSA to watch, forwarded to us by some friends at TBOC:

 

Mad Duo, Breach-Bang-CLEAR!

Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.


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