Euro Skivvies Available – Wut?

It’s hard to say what’s more disturbing, the fact that these weird-ass Suomi haberdashers (lyhyttavarakauppias?) sell underwear like this, or that we pay sufficient attention to them to know when they get new styles in or get a restock.

Don’t judge us.

Anyway, Varusteleka has Finnish WW2 longjohns back in stock (seriously), as well as a few with a White Guard patched used to repair the crotch. Why should you care about that? We have no idea – though you gotta admit, wearing winter skivvies where your nuts are bolstered with the patch of some badass Finns who were fightin’ dirty Commies over a century ago is kinda fucking cool.

Varusteleka Surplus Military Gear Finland - Suojeluskunta logo

Of course, if those are a little pricey for you, you might take a gander at these regular old WWII longjohns, which are described as “heavily used.” Oh, and you don’t get to pick the size or anything, you just get the next pair that comes out of the box.

Next up, something even less appealing. Dutch undies. No, we don’t know why a Finnish surplus store sells underwear from the Netherlands, but they do. At least they’re honest in their description, though.

In the age of boxers, it’s hard to find good ol’ speedos as used army surplus. These Dutch ones are brown, so if someone left brown stripes on them, no worries – you can’t see them anyway!

Made of proper cotton to soak up piss stains, preventing them from moving on to your trousers. Non-moisture wicking clothing never felt so good.

We’re not going to show you a picture of them, because we think they’re stupid, and you’d be stupid to buy a pair. On the off chance you do want some, you can go look for yourself here in the restock section of their website. Also, if you buy a pair of their own Särmä brand Merino wool skivvies, we will punch you in the throat. With the exception of Burt Reynolds, no American man should ever wear skivvies like that. Such briefs are for those of dubious sexual proclivity and French Rafale pilots. Besides, most Americans are usually too fat.

We do love our kaikki tuotteet. Mmmmm, täältä löydät kaikki ravintoloissamme saatavilla olevat herkut.

Now lastly, for you lovely ladies (or for those of you stupid enough to buy underwear as a gift for your lovely lady) are the ladies Särmä Merino hipster briefs. Now, Särmä, like Särmä TST, Terävä, and Jämä, is not, as you might at first think, the name of a Tolkien character or a spicy mustard. These particular items are made in Lithuania, by Lithuanians, for Verusteleka’s standards, which are set by Finns, who live next to Skagos, right across from Estonia.

We will show you a picture of these panties because we like girls and we think it’s fun to say panties.

Varusteleka Ladies Panties


That’s it for today’s Finland update. There really isn’t anything else significant to talk about from that region. Well, other than the Russian SOF exercises on the Finns’ doorstep, and the debate over the security of the Arctic Railway.

Hakka päälle!

Varusteleka Surplus

Varusteleka is on Facebook at / Their lineup of gorgeous Finnish women is on Pornhub here

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