On the Edge: DPx Gear HEFT in Mindinao, the Phillippines

Assuming you have possess the perspicacious perception to follow our pontification (in which we strive for perspicuity) you already know that in addition to our appreciation for single dancing moms and for effective, reliable gear, we are attentive followers of RYP. We like Robert Young Pelton the way we like anyone who ever tormented Jack Idema – maybe even as much as fat girls love chocolate (though we don’t wanna eat him). In point of fact, few people know that on at least two different occasions we stowed away in his kit and tagged along. Slim once spent seventeen straight days under a pekol. No shit.

Anyway, as admirers of RYP’s frequently sardonic wit (and mustache) even if we occasionally disagree with him, we read Come Back Alive, the DPX Gear Blog and of course Dangerous Magazine (which is kinda the same thing right now). This video appealed to us for a couple of reasons, among them the fact that it was shot in the Phillippines. Since that’s where more than one of our handlers enjoyed some all-expense paid DoD vacation time it brought back some memories.

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FYI, the DPX Gear Catalog is on Facebook if you want to check it out. Good kit.

Oh yeah, grunts: perspicacious. And perspicuity.

 

Mad Duo, Breach-Bang-CLEAR

Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.


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