Crowner NW Golock and Bush Blade: Awesome fixed blades

Swingin’ Dick here. I’ll be handling today’s post because Slim is fighting a truly disturbing case of crabs, contracted (we believe) by a very large woman at the truckstop right outside Brownsville, TX.

To the point: Jeff Crowner, whose knives might be the modern blade equivalent of John Fox Twigg’s pistols, has a couple of new fixed blades in the works. We like them for a couple reasons. One, they’re made by Jeff Crowner. Two, one of them is called a golok. Say it. GOLOK. That’s just awesome, and if you’re not familiar with the term (you Brits don’t count) ou should acquaint yourself. There’s nothing wrong with Bush Blade of course, it just doesn’t sound as cool as Golock.

Anyway, the NW Bush Blades and NW Goloks are proving to be pretty popular and we thought we’d share a picture or two in case you wanted to get your hands on one before they’re all gone. The two in the first picture are D2 and 5160, respectively, both convex ground.

Here’s the NW Bush Blade:

Here’s the NW Golok and NW Bush Blade together:

Check out Mr. Crowner’s work and contact him for information at

You will absolutely not regret it.

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Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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