CFF Releases the Unarmed Forces – And They're Not Flip Flops!

CFF Releases the Unarmed Forces

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Combat Flip Flops has been in the onomatopoeia business for awhile, and most of us are familiar with their line of products. We just heard they are now expanding this line to include shoes. The Unarmed Forces, or UAF for short, can be pre-ordered now with delivery expected by mid-November. CFF will be sending a limited edition shemagh as an added bonus. Here’s what they have to say about ’em.

With the mission to “Manufacture Peace Through Trade” Combat Flip Flops released the newest line of products to the offering–Shoes. What began in 2012 as a small line of flip flops grew into a product offering of American made bags, Afghan made shemaghs, and Laos made UXO jewelry–made in conflict or post conflict zones. The Unarmed Forces footwear line offers a full four season offering while satisfying those that “don’t do flip flops.”

Although you can move at a higher rate-of-speed and are more equipped to defend yourself in shoes–the tagline remains, “Bad for Running, Worse for Fighting.” Each pair sold funds a day of school for an Afghan girl through Aid Afghanistan for Education.

Cartels to Craftsman: Unique the new footwear line is the source of the rubber. The full gum rubber soles and synthetic blends source the raw material from farms that formerly grew coca plants to support the drug trade. The farms were transformed to rubber plantations and are now generating sustainable materials used throughout the footwear line. Manufactured in an artisan factory in Bogota, Colombia, the Unarmed Forces footwear line ranges from the $44.99 slip-on IN·TER·VAL to the $119.00 full leather TAN·GENT. Available men’s sizes 7 to 15 and women’s sizes 5 to 11. The UAF line is offered in a variety of upper and outsole colors–suiting the daily needs of the Unarmed Forces. Casual, business casual, or just straight business.

  You can find CFF in the usual places (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, You Tube, Pinterest). Here’s a direct link the the UAF’s.

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One thought on “CFF Releases the Unarmed Forces – And They're Not Flip Flops!

  • October 15, 2017 at 10:09 am

    Looks like a Photoshop disaster. The illustration preceding the CFF article looks just a little bit odd. The model appears to be able to face palm her entire head! Bad…really bad job.


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