Bastion’s Carbon Fiber Key Organizer Belt Clip

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Not everyone wants to carry the kind of key ring so big you can bludgeon baby seals with it. Some of us like to roll a little more sleek and lean.


This recent Kickstarter project for the Carboneer Ultralight Minimal Carbon Fiber Key Clip had our attention. Weighing less than a single key, this key hook is, according to Carboneer, “stronger than aluminum, titanium, or steel.” The tool features skeletonized cutouts for increased grip surface and holes at the bottom to organize your keys. This tool would easily fit in a standard pocket; with a length of 2.62 inches, width of 1 inch and a thickness of 0.12 inches, it’s a good EDC item. It could conceivably satisfy even the most fastidious among you.

Grunts: fastidious.




Although the live Kickstarter campaign is over and the project is fully funded, Carboneer is still offering the tool on presale. You can visit their website here to check it out.unnamed








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