Warrior-worthy coffee: Lock-n-Load Java

We cannot easily fathom military, contractor or law enforcement personnel who don’t like coffee but we will suspend disbelief and accept that they’re out there. We’ll try very hard to assume they’re not Communist sympathizers or sociopaths. For the rest of you, though, check out Lock-n-Load Java.

Here’s a review from US Infantry:

“..I went to Locknload Java’s website and began to browse their thirteen different varieties of coffee. Smooth Operator, Charlie Don’t Surf, Warrior Select – these are just a few of the names, all come with a helpful description of what to expect as far as taste and strength. I decided to go with the Task Force Zulu: Rwandan – I developed a taste for African coffee along the way and found it difficult to find it in the states.

A 12 oz. bag cost $13.95 and with shipping it was just under $20.00 – a little expensive but then again, this is “premium” coffee and not coffee that has been sitting on a shelf at your local grocery market for a month.

A week later my coffee arrived – I was literally only expecting to find coffee in the box that came. I was pleasantly surprised to find some extra “goodies” stuffed in the box. Included were a bag clip to keep my coffee fresh, a mouse pad, and some literature on preparing the coffee. I am a sucker for free things and I am always impressed when a company sends unexpected freebies with an order – it also softens the blow from spending more than I usually do on coffee….”

Go read all of the original review if you like coffee, or if you don’t like coffee and you want to avoid being an asshole (it’s a veteran run company, show some support). Grunts, feel free to use Dictionary.com, though there really aren’t too many big words in this one.

Lock-n-Load Java is on line at http://www.locknloadjava.com/ or you can check ’em out on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/LockNLoadJava?ref=ts.

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Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair. Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.

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