10 Rums to Remember [NNSFW]

There are many great brands of rum out there, and any number of drinks with rum in ’em. We’re just not sure what they are.

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Most of us here are bourbon lovers, those of us who drink (we do have a couple of teetotallers). However, a conversation we had recently turned to rum, and we realized we aren’t as well versed in rum liquor as we are in good whiskey. So we decided to compile a list of rums to remember.

Except we don’t really know much about it. Well, other than it’s what pirates drink.

That’s where you come in. We’d like you to weigh in with your opinion if you have one. We’re looking for good rum, nothing cheap or produced in vast quantities for people who swill their booze instead of enjoy it. You’ll be the ones who write this list, which we’ll post when complete!

Let us know what you think in the comments below, or join the conversation here on Facebook.

Rum. Ten Brands to Remember

As determined by Breach-Bang-Clear readers. 



Different kinds of rum on display.



At the harvest on a Caribbean island - what is rum made of?


A dancer in the Caribbean with wonderful cleavage during a rum festival.

Blackbeard the pirate - a morale patch from The Official Patch Place.



Drinking rum in the sun in a bikini.


Rum and cleavage on vacation - what is your favorite rum drink?


Rum in a flask on a mountainside - what is the best kind of rum?



Rum carried by a bare-ass girl, which is fine by us; what are the best rum drinks? Which brands of rum do you prefere?

Westley from Princess Bride was the Dread Pirate Roberts - this is his morale patch from The Official Patch Place moralepatch.com.



Thanks in advance!

A beautiful rum girl asks what type of rum you like best (while displaying a little side boob).


A self-proclaimed rum girl with great cleavage - what is your favorite rum liquor?


What are the best brands of rum? What are the best rum drinks?

Janine Lindemulder as a sexy pirate from her pirate parody movie - presumably they drank rum too.

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