Vertx Hyde LT Pants
Ashley Bunch, Breach-Bang-Clear News Desk
Vertx Releases a low-profile pant even the ‘tacticool’ troop can’t pass up.
We all know that one “tacticool” guy who looks like he’s about to take on North Korea, Russia, and Antifa all by himself — but who’d lose a fight against your 100-year-old grandma even if she didn’t have her walker handy.
That guy wears MultiCam or Gucciflage to the corner store and has moron labia tattooed on his arm.
Well, here’s some good news for those of us low-key types who don’t want to dress in contractor chic or Ramboninja haute couture. Vertx has announced a new style of pants suitable for tactical use without yelling it to the world. They’re described as comfortable, discreet (not discrete, that’s different), and convenient. Hyde and Hyde LT Pants (note hide, that’s different) are meant for those of us who want the functional and capacity advantages, but with a casual, “low-profile” appearance.
Justin Roberts, Brand Manager (not manger, that’s different), says,
“No one wants to stand out when they’re at work, the movies or at a restaurant with their family, but they still want to be prepared. These ‘no-profile’ pants allow the prepared professional to blend in, look good and be comfortable, yet still perform. It’s a simple concept really: be prepared, without looking tactical.”
Both the Hyde, made with 7 oz. fabric, and the Hyde LT, made with 5 oz. fabric, have the following features:
• Relaxed fit features a defined contour waistband allowing optimum fit and comfort of waist and back rise.
• Two reinforced utility pockets along back yoke above back pockets.
• Lower front hand pockets for easy access with or without a holster.
• Discreet dump pocket on right side for phones, magazines or other essential gear.
• Low profile zippered vent pocket along seam of both legs provides air circulation.
• Reinforced heel kick plate for durability.
• Small, hidden utility pocket inside of bottom cuffs.
• All pocket corners reinforced
The Hyde Pants are available in Military Olive, Seal Brown, and Smoked Pearl, and the Hyde LT is available in Alligator Green, Fathom Blue, and Griffin Grey for $89.95.
To learn more, visit Vertx here.
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