(…and Catholics and Freemasons and – best of all — dormroom dumbfucks.)
The ridiculofucktasticanidiotricism we just saw in Charlottesville, VA, is perhaps the most breathtakingly histrionic display of ignorance we’ve seen in a long time. It did, however, give us the chance to see such things as a black police officer defending white supremacist neo-Nazis from Antifa counter-protesters, as well as some (quite understandably) aggravated black folks. Plus, commies and hipsters.
Think about that for a minute. Outside of a movie, where else but here could you possibly see such a thing?
Here’s what we think. White supremacists and white nationalists can fuck off. Antifa can fuck off. James Alex Fields, Jr. can fuck off (it’s nice that Virginia has the death penalty, but he’ll likely be found mentally ill — which he likely is). Anyone who seeks to profit politically from something like this can fuck off. Anyone who speaks hypocritically about events like what happened in Charlottesville can fuck off.
Any hate group, and anyone who conflates a hate group’s demagoguery with someone else’s political stance or ethnicity can fuck off.
1 killed, a couple dozen people injured, and 2 LEOs dead…WTF? What century are we in?
This was despicable and unAmerican.
Be a good American. Don’t be a sucker.
We’ll close with a hat tip to Michael Rapaport.
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