These have been floating around the interwebz lately. We can’t take credit for them, not sure where they came from, don’t even find all of them funny (though anyone who has deployed to the Philippines will be familiar with at least one). Still, there’s a harsh kernel of truth to all of them. This isn’t an in-depth op-ed or one of our deeply meaningful pontifications. We just thought it was a (little) funny. And besides — it gave us an excuse to post pictures of hawt cosplay chicks with great bewbs.
Like Princess Jasmine you see above, or this incarnation of Elsa:
Here, in no particular order, is
The Truth About Fairy Tales
There you have it. And now another look at Jasmine. Why? It’s our site. You don’t like who we think is hawt, go start your own.
You guys probably have some ideas about the truth of fairy tales — let’s hear it.
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