Barring the “Let Fisher and Jacques and GW go first, we’ll use ’em as body bunkers!” just what are the best ways to breach and clear? Corridor Digital spells it out for us in this video. (Note: if the image above looks a little odd, that’s because each assaulter is carrying another assaulter piggyback style.)
10. The Classic. Use a battering ram, then wreak slaughter.
9. The Horde. Quite apropos with the new season of Vikings about to start.
8. The Hero. ‘Merica.
7. The Powered Ranger. Do the research in your mom’s basement.
6. Starve ’em out. We would get bored long before this would work.
5. Bees. Silent did it in Beryl, remember? Or maybe it was somewhere else. Can’t remember now. Gotta go back and read the Annals.
3. The Marshawn Lynch. Skittles, yo.
2. The Prank Breach. Sometimes you can just punk the terrorists.
“They probably won’t even find the prank funny.”
1. The Spider. Or not.
Too bad about number four.
The best part of this video? The truth at the end from one of the guys who made it.
“There’s a bunch of shitty people in the world and they kill people for no reason. Fuck them.”
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#5…. Fuck YES.