Omega Hippie Bashing Prize Giveaway
BreachBangClear.com's omega hippie bashing prize giveaway.
Read this all the way through or you're gonna fuck it up.
We've been talking about it for a while. Now we're finally getting off our asses and doing it. Here's the rules. We'll post a picture on Facebook with announcement. You have to share that picture on your page (preferably with an appropriate comment). You have to have already liked Breach-Bang-Clear on Facebook. You cannot be a hippie, sissy, gun control advocate, fucktard or asshat. Any of those disqualifies you. You are also disqualified if we make an honest mistake and/or you start pissing and moaning for no good reason Should you do that, or in some other way display any sort of lack of common sense (or non-patriotic attitude) we will assume you are a hippie, sissy, gun control advocate, fucktard or asshat and remove you from the competition.
Sometime Sunday evening or Monday afternoon, depending on how hungover we are and if we get around to it, we will use Random.org to pick winners from everyone that has entered. The first winner will pick from the following list of prizes. Then we'll pick the 2nd winner. That winner will pick from the list of prizes, and so on and so forth until we run out. If you can't understand these rules as we've explained them, STFU and don't enter. Don't bombard us with questions about who won. We will announce who won on Facebook and put it here. If you send us messages asking us who won, we'll assume you are a hippie, sissy, gun control advocate, fucktard or asshat and remove you from the competition.
Here are the prizes. When you receive what you win, we'd appreciate it if you'd take a picture and post it on our wall. Make it moto or hooah if you can, or feel free to put boobs in it.
Be cool about this and help your favorite little doorkickers out. There is a metric shit-ton of cool swag here, totaling at least eleventy million dollars.
Support our friends, too, they made it possible.
One 4 x 4 Hybrid Patch Panel from Fight and Flight Tactical and MADCAT Tactical, choice of Multicam or Coyote Brown.
One 5 x 6 Hybrid Patch Panel from Fight and Flight Tactical and MADCAT Tactical, choice of Multicam or Coyote Brown
Shotshell carrier from Fight and Flight Tactical. Choice of in-stock color, courtesy of Fight and Flight Tactical and a certain zipper-suited sun god at MADCAT Tactical
Shotshell carrier from Fight and Flight Tactical. Choice of in-stock color, courtesy of Fight and Flight Tactical and MADCAT Tactical
Combo gift, A gently used Tactical Tailor business card holder with what we hope are toothpaste stains on it, along with a SAR Eclipse and a SAR metal comb.
One black Enhanced SOPMOD stock from B5 Systems.
A bad ass Marine desert digital pattern iPAD M-TAC carrier from Tactical Concealment (these things are epic)
A Velcro-backed Vertx patch and maybe something else we can throw in there if we can find something.
Combo gift, An unused Magnum condom and Short Bus door gunner patch from HSGI
One Rooster PVC Patch from Battle Systems LLC
Two Poli Bina Clips from Battle Systems LLC
Combo gift, size Large Wiley-X gloves with an unused magnum condom and desert painted scale 870 shotgun the Mad Duo has used to kill more bad guys than any fucking POG could possibly count.
A set of those old TA-1 field phones with a roll of cable one of us stole from the S4 in 1992 right after we got to our first duty station.
Combo gift: NSN numbered issue field whistle and Short Bus Door Gunner patch from HSGI.
Combo gift: Desert FASTMAG pistol mag pouch, Bad Muj pouch and unused (so far anyway) magnum condom
Combo gift: MADCAT Tactical patch set and decal. Patches probably have dog hair stuck to the Velcro.
Subdued Texas state morale patch, also with dog hair stuck to the Velcro.
One complete A-TACS stuff sack set from Grey Ghost Gear.
One FDE Enhanced SOPMOD stock from B5 Systems.
Another Enhanced FDE SOPMOD stock from B5 Systems
One blue COEXIST? t-shirt, size Large, from our man Toth at Juggernaut Graphics
Combo gift: Cat Shit One morale patch and Orca Industries patch, both desert, from Orca Industries
One brand-spankin' new business card holder, made in the mother-fuckin' USA by John Willis and OSOE, along with a SAR Eclipse and SAR metal comb
One black Infidel Pirate t-shirt, Size L, from Juggernaught Graphics
One black Final Crusade t-shirt, Size L, from Juggernaut Graphics
One roll of coyote brown vinyl tape from Battle Systems LLC and Battle Systems Vinyl Sticker
Another roll of coyote brown vinyl tape from Battle Systems LLC, this one with Battle Systems PVC Patch
One 0311 PVC Patch from Battle Systems LLC
One 11B PVC Patch from Battle Systems LLC
There may be more as we dig through all this shit.
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