Bacon Bandaids: Good for you, good for us
People have slapped raw meat over bruises and boo-boos for years. (Remember the one-eyed smart ass half-ninja butcher villain in Gangs of New York putting a steak on that nancy boy's face after the fight? Well, now you can do the same thing AND you can do it with the best meat treat of all: BACON.
Yep. Bacon band-aids. Won't do you much good in the AOR because you have to keep 'em cold (and we're betting the host nationals wouldn't like 'em anyway). Be good here on the home front though!
Not much more needs to be said.
Swingin' Dick Clear!
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