Only YOU can keep the Army safe
This epic new t-shirt design is from the patriotic if somewhat sociopathic minds behind US Army WTF Moments on Facebook. They just got the design back from their designer and they want to know if there would be enough interest to print them. To that question we respond with, "Don't be fucktarded USAWTFM. You just put your kids through college, or at least made yourselves a couple weeks worth of singles for the booger bar off base."
The belt WILL be reflective.
Hopefully they will make them in sizes ranging from toddling spawn size to waddling dependapotomus and everyone in between. No word on whether or not they'll be making "road guard hoodies" later in the year.
More to follow.

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