Rumor has it Shotgun Joe will be singing this on the big stage come Spring. That's why he's been taking such care of his teeth.
Meantime, in the interest of public safety and the reduction of gun violence, we would respectfully ask for a Do-Over on the Oscars. Instead of Adele, we think this should be performed. Maybe then the rest of the country could achieve the same regard for the sanctity of life as Chicago.
Mad Duo, Breach-Bang-CLEAR!