BUG-A-SALT: Better than a wank sock

Written by Swingin' Dick on .

This could be the greatest invention for killing time on deployment since the wank sock, especially in those shitty places where there are as many flies around your rack as there are partying near the burn shitters. Think of it...how many confirmed kills could you have gotten at Combat Outpost Reilly in high summer with one of these?

Better yet, imagine the havoc you could wreak on the flies buzzing in behind the single dancing mom's at Big Louie's. You'd be helping to clean up Ft. Leonard Wood while enjoying a fine evening of adult fucking entertainment.

The BUG-A-SALT™ insect eradication device.

If you, like us, want one of these weapons of Musca domestica destruction, order here: https://www3.indiegogo.com/projects/161050/pledges/new?perk_amt=30&perk_id=445748

 

Mad Duo Clear!

 

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