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[column one-half] Ellen Pucciarelli is Breach-Bang-Clear’s resident warrior princess. She’s a mom and a civilian without LE or military background who began learning to fight in order to defend and improve herself overall. She’s the perfect example of a trained, armed and educated responsible armed citizen. An acupuncturist and herbalist by trade (no shit), she can often be found wearing a pashmina and reciting poetry at the Cafe Roads with Charlie McKenzie to the sound of snapping fingers. Note: she enoys both yoga (there’s a surprise) and the martial arts will happily use the pashmina as a garrote.

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