The Breach-Bang-Clear tribe wants you to think and be dangerous. We want to educate, edify, and entertain you. So who is responsible for this elucidation? Just WTF is going on here, and who are the Mad Duo and their Minions anyway?

• Some background — and the Duo. WTF, over?

• Regular Staff and Contributors — get to know ’em.

• The Minions — what does it mean to get patched in.

(Grunts and otherknuckle draggers: elucidate.) 

(Check back frequently, we’ll be updating this quite a bit over the coming days. – Swingin’ Dick & Slim)